This is a true story...
Me: Yeah, at home we have -
Mom: HOME? DID YOU JUST CALL YOUR SCHOOL HOME?
Me: That was an accident I’m sorry -
Mom: IT IS NOT YOUR HOME THIS IS YOUR HOME
Me: I know -
Mom: THEY DON’T LOVE YOU
Me:
Mom: WE HAVE TO PAY THEM TO LOVE YOU
Me:
Mom: LIKE A PROSTITUTEVia/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
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