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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

gokuderaholic:

Me: Yeah, at home we have -
Mom: HOME? DID YOU JUST CALL YOUR SCHOOL HOME?
Me: That was an accident I’m sorry -
Mom: IT IS NOT YOUR HOME THIS IS YOUR HOME
Me: I know -
Mom: THEY DON’T LOVE YOU
Me:
Mom: WE HAVE TO PAY THEM TO LOVE YOU
Me:
Mom: LIKE A PROSTITUTE

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fern9ndotorres:

morgannaaal:

Ladies and gentlemen,
I present to you,
the best coach in the world.

Jose Fucking Mourinho !






Real Madrid Players on International Duty!